Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, Mateys!
It is a pretty Monday morning. Sun shining. Birdies singing. Skunk stink befouling my air.
Frakking skunks! Why can't they go spray in the woods?!?!
So, did you see the news coverage of the pumpkin harvest? Stupid hurricane wiped out a bunch of pumpkins. So there is supposed to be another shortage. Gah! I needs my pumpkins. Fresh. In cans. Fro Jack-O-Lanterns. This sucks. The last few years have been miserable for pumpkins. And this year is supposed to be the same.
Okay, that is about all I have to talk about, right now. Yes, my life is lame and boring.